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belllaavitaaa:

I don’t know how some girls are 100% straight like have you seen girls

(via be-ok-someday-deactivated201407)

elfiedragon:

i feel like puberty forgot about me
I’m sure I’m suppose to be 5 foot 7 by now

Omg, same…. 

warrior-by-heart:

I never knew this WOWWWW

empressranaground:

therothwoman:

Pixar can never top this.

Can we take a moment to appreciate the fact that the best loved line from this movie comes from a character we never even got to see?

(via kittystarz)

skittlevodka:

I just want to go to bed but preferably with you

(via excepteddd)

sweetlittlekitty:

mylittlecornerofsherlock:

#the holmes brothers aren’t the only ones who have mastered bitchface #little do people know that john watson’s doctorate is actually in ‘fuck you’ #and he’s got a bachelor’s in ‘bitch please’

Yes, thank God you’re above all that Mycroft.

SAID JOHN BUT BITCHILY

(Source: mybatking, via snailscanbeeviltoo)

A crap-ly edited photo of me with black hair
Um, what microsoft word?
bealeeve-me:

I think my sim just got a dick pic????

Anonymous asked: WHY ARE YOU SINGLE

lemuelcushing:

because i didn’t forward that chain email letter in 2004

did-you-kno:

Source

That newt looks so sassy…

babyferaligator:

hey i heard u like bad girls, i dont mean to brag or anything but im really really bad. at everything

cue-the-crickets:

Don’t ask me “what time is it” because I will either say

a) time for you to get a watch
b) summertime
c) adventure time
d) it’s time to d-d-d-d-d-d-d-duel

You forgot Chico time.

(via for-the-glory-of-muffin)

Eve: I could totally date somebody else, you know.
Michael: And I could rent out your room.
Eve: And I could put your game console on eBay.
Shane: Hey. Now you're just being mean.