I don’t know how some girls are 100% straight like have you seen girls
i feel like puberty forgot about me
I’m sure I’m suppose to be 5 foot 7 by now
Pixar can never top this.
Can we take a moment to appreciate the fact that the best loved line from this movie comes from a character we never even got to see?
Yes, thank God you’re above all that Mycroft.
SAID JOHN BUT BITCHILY
Anonymous asked: WHY ARE YOU SINGLE
because i didn’t forward that chain email letter in 2004
hey i heard u like bad girls, i dont mean to brag or anything but im really really bad. at everything
Don’t ask me “what time is it” because I will either say
a) time for you to get a watch
c) adventure time
d) it’s time to d-d-d-d-d-d-d-duel
You forgot Chico time.