My life in a bottle

rosiebeck:

nxv:

primisthebomb:

I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING

i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid

I threw a grape in the air
I went to catch it I swear
It hit a spider that fell
and now they’re on my face

I just had to go through my archive to find this beauty, everyone should see it….

I just had to go through my archive to find this beauty, everyone should see it….

emo-tionalpunk:

trying to figure out the lyrics in a fall out boy songimage

  • babe come over
    girl:
  • I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
    boy:
  • my parents aren't home
    girl:
  • I know
    boy:

redsuns-n-orangemoons:

huffposttv:

'American Horror Story: Freak Show' Shares Fascinating Videos Featuring 'Extra-Ordinary' Cast

FX has shared two mini-docs featuring the “extra-ordinary” cast members of “American Horror Story: Freak Show:” Mat Fraser, who plays “Paul The Illustrated Seal,” and Rose Siggins, “Legless Suzi.”

Watch both the mini-documentaries and learn about the incredible cast of “Freak Show” here.

i appreciate that instead of just using these people for shock value, they are treating them like human beings and telling their stories.

oate:

you only realise how bad the jokes on this site are until you actually say one out loud

mmzzjj:

move your body~

mmzzjj:

move your body~

theunendingstories:

brbjellyfishing:

babe can i show you my d*ck 

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Nothing I expected but everything I wanted

notimefordirtytalk:

You know, if you watch the lion king closely, you can find a lot of simbalism.